brispyedges:

Jesus, Coast to Coast hit in 1994?

brainflavoredzombiesnacks:

420dongsquad:

yea girl wash my tires in the bathtub its the only way i can get off

um…

brainflavoredzombiesnacks:

420dongsquad:

yea girl wash my tires in the bathtub its the only way i can get off

um…

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dudebeyourself:

facts..

dudebeyourself:

facts..

yes-i-am-lucifer:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

we love you pete

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

frantzfandom:

covenesque:

ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..

IS THERE MORE?!

WHY

I don’t even know what to say or think lol

m-muscle-chan:

betenoiresmash:

How to suddenly become Sub-Zero of Mortal Kombat…

valiantparadox:

moniquill:

naamahdarling:

wrath-fire-ice:

Bury me in this.

*SCREAMS*

Get buried in this, get found by archeologists ten thousand years later, get presumed some kind of monarch or holy figure.

what do you mean presumed

domuscaligari:

nightmarekite:

edgebug:

strawberrieninja:

aranzeb:

JESUS CHRIST

This anatomy and these dance poses are freaking amazing.
I’m eternally jealous.

FUCK I AM IN LOVE WITH THE DIFFERENCE IN THEIR BODY TYPES

I feel like I just walked in on something very private

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

itstonybetch:

missionlameturtle:

andrysb24:

mandkips:

#and then he dies #and she starts killing people

Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed

he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people

this subplot was better than the main one lbr

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tsunamiwavesurfing:

heismandiego:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

blaxkbane:

wzrdkelley:

bettershitbricks:

wzrdkelley:

I made my girlfriend and I some french toast and she said it’s the best thing she ever ate in the world

is french toast a euphemism

What could that possibly be used for

French titties

what the hell is french titties? titties on a french chick?

french toast is when you dip the bread in eggs and fry it lmao

i don’t think you know the meaning of euphemism bruh

quienesesachica:

Easter Bunny is the scariest shit ever